Is it considered having sex together if he's jerking off in the bathroom as I play with myself alone on the bed?
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All week I fretted over the fact I had a cold sore on my nose. You know, picking my nose in my sleep then touching myself after... The fear of having to explain how I got herpes and wondering if he'd ever believe me!
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Last night in our hotel there was a wedding. A double wedding apparently. Unless somebody never told one of the girls it's frowned upon to wear a white dress with lot's of lace and ribbons to attend a wedding...
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I decided I wanted to go back to college. Not that I need to further my education but it looks like college with the internet would be much much more fun. I feel like I'm really missing out. With sites like funnyordie.com and textsfromlastnight.com and channel101.com and ebaumsworld.com and I pass there are so many... Who needs to go to class to learn but the trick is you have to be in college for the inside scoop on the best of the web. Ditto on the best of the music. College radio stations know how to discover the best unknown indie talent.
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Did you happen to catch the new Tosh.O? And I thought I was politically incorrect! The shit this guy says is unbelievable... I don't even dare repeat some of it here, I've had enough drama this week but, just to give you an idea, there was a clip of a bunch of kids (3-5 year olds) dancing. Sounds cute doesn't it? They were all bumping and grinding and moving like if they were doing sexual acts I've never even heard of!
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My mom keeps emailing me those much forwarded emails with the lame jokes. But then she'll expect a reply from me. Or worse yet, weeks later she'll mention one of them and expect me to remember it and comment on it. I had to explain to her that most times I just delete them... Sorry mom.
I am exactly the same way with my mom and forwarded emails. I wont get anything for a week or two then one night she'll shoot me 12 of them and 85% of the time they are lame jokes or something that some idiot somewhere thinks is "cute".
ReplyDeleteEven though there is an occasional interesting email, i've computed the odds and my time is not worth all the shit I'd have to sift through to get to something worthwhile so most of the time I delete them too. Luckily she forgets what she sent me so I dont have to deal with the inquiries later!
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yeah i get those forwards as well...never read them...and i let those that send them know i dont...
ReplyDeletehmm...morning sex sounds good...need to go have a talk with...the boys about staying in their beds longer...smiles.
well, I love morning sex, but not by myself. (that's for later)
ReplyDeleteIs it considered morning sex if my husband tells me to go f*ck myself when I ask him to get up and make me a cup of coffee? If so, then YAY, I had morning sex this morning! ;-)
ReplyDeleteMy sister sends me those forwards. I just send them back to her. No explanation. I just fire them back. She doesn't have the guts to ask why I'm doing that. I love messing with her.
ReplyDeleteIt's only considered having sex together if the bathroom door is open.
ReplyDeletevery random indeed! i love daniel tosh that guy is hilarious but i haven't seen tosh0 yet...it's on my list of things to download ARRRGHHH it seems me be pirating some television today yar!
ReplyDeleteMOTHERS! *sigh*.... they never learn
ReplyDeleteIt must be a parent thing, I get daily emails (yes plural) from my Dad. Delete, delete, delete.
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