THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID

I want to tell you a few things about Nikki Rules.  She's not just a great blogger, she's a great person. And she's not just a great person, she's a great friend. You will soon learn that I don't throw around the word 'friend' casually.

A few months ago I was a girl in need and she came to my rescue. Seems like a simple thing friends do for one another, right? But here's the kicker . . . We have never met! We've never even spoken on the phone! (mostly because I hate the phone, but I'll address that with the shrink and not you) She jumped into my world head first and has never left. She has done more for me in a few months than I can ever thank her for.


Aaannnd . . . she puts up with me.
That is NOT easy! I'm weird and cranky quirky and . . . well, cranky. She has this superhuman ability to sort through all of the shit in my brain and turn it into beautiful, wonderful things. We share some sort of universal connection that doesn't come along very often. I'm pretty sure if and when we ever meet, we won't have to speak - just read one another's minds.

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My Cyber House Rules has been one of the most enjoyable rides I’ve taken in a while. Her writing will leave you wishing your desk chair came with a seat belt. She will rock your world and send you into uncontrollable fits of giggles. 
I'm sure you're all familiar with Miss Nikki's exceedingly funny blog; it's a staple of my routine readings - and it should be one of yours too. 

AND THEN HE SAID THIS: Good lord! Derby AND diving?! You're an unstoppable force of awesomeness!
- Dr. Cynicism

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Nikki @ My Cyber House Rules One of THE coolest chicks I know. I mean, she lives on a BOAT. How frickin' cool is that?! Darling Nikki, guaranteed to make milk come out of your nose. 
- Chrissy Starr

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Nikki...I liked your very first post that I read and have been there for and with you from that day forward.
- Bouncin Barb

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As my newest girl crush, the unbearably hot Nikki said, oh so eloquently:
"Saying these things is not anti woman. It's pro woman. It's shit or get off the pot. It's I love women so much I want them, all of them, to reach their full potential."
I couldn't have said it better myself, Nikki. And, let's be honest - when does THAT happen?
- The Barreness

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The most versatile Blogger/ Human Being I know is Nikki.  She worked the race car syndicate, she lives on a boat (a boat!), she is a roller derby girl, she blogs, she vlogs, she does it all.  I'm sure you already know her, she's much better known than I but if not, check her out.

No one else fits the bill as well as she does so...here's to you Nikki, the most versatile Blogger in the blogosphere.
- Nari

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This is one badass 'fun and fearless female' (her phrase) right here folks. She just got into a women's roller derby team. TOTALLY HOT! I don't have a 10th of the balls she has to do something like that (and I'm pretty sure I can't move in roller blades or skates). If I ever am able to come out of my shell Nikki will be my next guest blogger.
- Cake Betch