Sunday, November 6, 2011

Halfassed Weekender Edition!

Doncha wish I made YOU a birthday cake?
It was HIS birthday Friday! I made him a cake too! Kinda like a Pink Panther cake. You remember that one? Where he's so hungry, but his fridge is empty and so are his pockets to he has no food nor does he have access to food so he cuts out an image of a fish in a magazine and fries it up in a pan. Places the fried up image in a plate, ties a napkin around his neck, grabs a knife and fork and eats the image...


Hey Pink Panther! You're a panther! Go out and hunt dood!

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Ever watch somebody wipe down the counter? Ever watch their idle hand? This is what the hand is thinking:

"Hey! You! What about me? What should I be doing? Can you at least let me hang on to the spray bottle? Give me a bone here, I look stupid just dangling! Hellllooooo! Didja hear me? I'm talking to you! I'm the laughing stock of all the other hands, have you no pity?"
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7 comments:

  1. Brian MillerNovember 6, 2011 at 12:38 PM

    you know...i never really thought about the idle hand...hmm...so you cut a cake out of a magazine?

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  2. Jon HansonNovember 6, 2011 at 12:40 PM

    If I were the idle hand I would not be interested in joining in. I'd be perfectly fine to sit back and watch that other prick do all the work.

    After all, he usually gets all the GOOD stuff too. He gets to give the high fives. He gets to scratch that big fluffy dog next door. And I am pretty sure he has touched more boobs than I have. So screw him.

    SD
    TheSimpleDude.com

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  3. Marie NicoleNovember 6, 2011 at 12:47 PM

    @ B'Man: silly wabbit, don't you recognize my artistic flair when you see it? I drew that beautiful thing myself! ;)
    @ SD: my my my, long time no visit buddy! Which reminds me, I forgot to link up (weekend halfass thing) and yeah, fuck that hand!

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  4. Jon HansonNovember 6, 2011 at 1:19 PM

    Long time no visit indeed... saw your tweet and couldn't resist coming over. Links are not necessary, I just like the fact that the half-assed weekend concept lives!

    SD

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  5. Vinny CNovember 6, 2011 at 6:36 PM

    I always worry about my idle hand. I mean, I don't want it to feel left out or to get lazy, but I don't want it to know I'm just being patronizing either.

    Oh, and I bet you even kick ass on a Pink Panther style cake.

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  6. BBNovember 7, 2011 at 8:35 AM

    Great post. Love Pink Panther. My other hand is rubbing my lower back and leg from the pain of standing there cleaning!!!

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  7. RebeccaNovember 8, 2011 at 6:37 PM

    i remember pink panther loved that cartoon

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