Random Stuff

Lately I've started telling my co-worker over and over: "If you were gay, you'd soooo be my best friend!" Today he answered it would be worth the switch. Is that not the best thing to say or what? Then my dude looked at me and said "Hey what about me?" to which I replied "Dude if you were gay, we'd soooo be divorced!" A girl needs a BGF (best gay friend). I miss mine. *Sigh* Haven't found any in my new entourage since leaving my country for my new life here...

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So the other day, my dude, our co-worker (who is ready to switch sides for me) and I are chatting. The co-worker says "I think I'm gonna start going to a tanning salon. Should I tan naked or keep my underwear on to make it look more natural?" My dude said "Go naked so when you're mooning people you can show them the dark side of your moon!"

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My dude works with my co-worker and I (you know the guy willing to switch from taco to sausage because being my best-friend is THAT attractive of an idea?)  Only thing is, my dude is the boss of our little 3-person team. Yeah, my dude, aka my husband... is - my - boss. *Sigh* Thank god he's fun, AND funny otherwise I may need to strangle him when he's micro-managing me and reminding me how to do stuff I've done over 3,000 times already! At least when he snores all night I get to tell my boss the next day "Sorry if I'm totally tired today, my dude kept me up all night with his snoring!".  AND when he's a dip-shit at work, later at night as he's mixing our cocktails (he makes the best cosmo's) I get to tell him my boss was an asshole and I need his pity, and a stiff drink!

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What's going on with blogger? I can't make changes, Mean Girl Garage changed the url to her blog so I tried to change it to her new link, blogger allowed me to delete her old one so I could switch it, then voided all future change activities. Now she's no longer on my stalking list. Sorry Jules!

Also, I started salivating yesterday because they had this HOT new feature where we could easily change background image (not that I don't appreciate this freebie from "Cutest blog on the block" but it's just that cutest is just not my style baby (note I stole the words and funky shyness from Austin Powers when he's given back his objects after being un-frozen and not wanting to admit the "Swedish Penis Pump" was his in front of the hot sexy vixen taking him through the process). Oh, that and the flowers overlapping the text are just too annoying! Come back to the point there Missy, oh yeah, so that hot new feature could never work yesterday and today it's not there! Gone! It's like when you dream of holding the winning lottery ticket in your hand, hold on to it dearly and wake up with your nails digging into your empty hand. Was that feature a figment of my imagination? Was it real? Was it a mirage? Have I entered the Twilight Zone of bloggerland? Am I really writing a post right now? Is there anybody out there?

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Shout out to Holly who flew for the first time this past March (you've got to read her story): one day on a plane my dude was ordering his 3rd cocktail. The stewardess looked at him and said maybe he'd had enough. "Is it my turn to fly this thing and I didn't know it?" was his awesome reply. Always the quick witty answer, I love him so. *Sigh* But... he's still my boss, and sometimes I can't even say I like him!

p.s. ta-daaaa! Mean Girl is NOW up on my wall and featured with her updates on my stalk list! Yayyyyy!