Are you like me and HATE those photocopied Christmas letters that brag on and on about the kids' wonderful grades in school, how little Johnny always helps old ladies cross the street, and little Susie is earned a new Scout badge... Barf. They never say how fucking Johnny was caught with a Playboy. And those letters never mentioned about the time Susie was seen smoking pot with her skanky friends either!
Mooooooog from Midget Man of Steel wrote the perfect Christmas family letter. It's sublime! And totally in-your-face! I had to share it with you here... The above link will take you to his site.
Merry Christmas,
From a homeless, unemployed and depressed blogger - me.
I should write a realistic letter to santa.
ReplyDeleteThank you thank you for sharing!!! I was laughing the entire time! I am now following him :)
ReplyDelete@ Oilfield: yes! I can't wait to read it.
ReplyDelete@ Mice: Moooog is so funny, too funny. He makes me feel bland and boring! boo-hoooo!
Great letter! I have to go check him out.
ReplyDeleteThis is a letter I would like to read around Christmas. My mother used to send a letter to the whole family, I could never recognize myself or my life in. To this day I don't know if she is embarrassed by my job or just doesn't have a clue what it is.
ReplyDeletep.s. I'm not a stripper