Things I've Never Done

I'm 45 and I've never:

1. Had children.
2. Not said sorry when I needed to.
3. Was going to say "been to Africa" but just remembered I have - Morocco. But I find it hard to count that as being in Africa.
4. Jumped out of an airplane (when it was in the air...)
5. Killed a person (thank god for that one!)
6. Said a proper goodbye to my dad before he died.
7. Maintained a substantial friendship since high school.
8. Drank a Guiness with pure enjoyment.
9. Conquered certain fears.
10. Gotten over the fact my mother was the kind of mother she was.
11. Played Risk to the actual end of the game.
12. I've never had sex with a black man. Always wanted to...
13. Been to South America.
14. Controlled my poor sense timing for trying to be funny. Sometimes its best to just shut up.
15. Know what to say when I'm being yelled at. Especially when its un-deserving.
16. Pooped my pants. Aren't you glad to know this one?
17. Visited any country that ends with "slavia".
18. Cheated on my husband. 
19. Successfully shifted gears on a motorcycle.
20. Buried a child.
21. Told my ex-husband's children just what kind of man their father really was.
22. Spent an entire week without buying something I don't really need.

This has been a Mama Kat's writing prompt, but I'm too late to sign up. Also, I read a really cool version of this on Kir's Corner.  She did a cool twist to the prompt with a list of things she has done. I think I will follow up with what I have done, because not to brag but I'm pretty darn proud of what I've done!