Saturday, October 16, 2010

Me + my sister + a boy + bathing suits = 3some.

I promised Bluzdude from Darwinfish2 another picture of me in a bathing suit.  Please read his blog. It's good. But enough about him...

Yesterday I saw a really really really good movie. Vicky Cristina Barcelona an AWESOME flick with P. Cruz, Javier Bardem, Scarlett J.... written and directed surprisingly by Woody Allen but really not a typical style of his. My sister would warn you not to ever watch anything I recommend (she says my tastes are too weird, some would just call me eccentric).  The story is about love. It's about sex. It's about art and passion. I think it's also to blame for Booby's sudden dislike of being American (yet, it's not at all anti-American, watch it, you may get it).


Recently I nominated Miley from Musings of a Confused Woman for an award with the Bloggers' Choice Award. I chose the most annoying blog category. I thought it was funny to choose this category, and here is why I think you should agree with me:
  1. She's on Facebook, and every post she puts up gets like 25 comments or more. That's annoying to me because I get ignored on Facebook.
  2. Her posts are interesting but long. That annoys the shit out of me because I want to know the end of each event in her life but in order to do so I have to read every post until the end. Ugh. And each post consists of so much stuff, it's like a general store of hilarious information. You don't want to miss anything. 
  3. She has so many options for guys but can't choose. Choose already. So what if you fuck up, we'll have plenty of reading material. 
  4. She's the popular girl in school that talks to everybody. And that's annoying because I was never ever popular. 
So go vote for her. Make her feel loved. She deserves it. A lot.

p.s. how many topics does this post have? It's written à la Miley fashion. Because I'm cruelly fantastic like that.



  1. I totally love you. Lots and lots. LOTS.

    Yea, what's up with my facebook anyway? I wasn't popular before but suddenly I am. I don't get it... but I won't complain because it makes me feel all loved and crap and since I have no social life, I need that.

    OH! and I choose NO guys right now silly! Which is probably the wrong choice, so I'm sure you'll have lots to read about when I talk about how the dildo store people know me by name, want to know if I want the "monster of the month" blah blah blah. That will happen soon, I'm sure.

  2. Miss Nikki,
    Thanks for the pub, seriously. Love ya!

    The Toy Store Clerk: Lady, put that back; that's not for sale. That's the fire extinguisher.

  3. Funny blog post! I hope she wins!

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  4. nice pic...smiles.

    the movie sounds it out at the theatres or rent/download? i will figure it out.

    best of luck to your friend....

    working hard on publication right now...

  5. @ Miley: for some odd reason when I saw the "obnoxious" category I just had to, then I felt I needed to find reasons why, but in reality you are not obnoxious, I simply knew you'd get a kick out of the choice!
    @ Oilfield: I still don't know what you mean by "Oh lordy" I'm so curious and keep wondering!
    @ Bluz: No problemo mi amigo!
    @ Amber: THANKS! And yes, I hope she wins too!
    @ Brian: the movie is old, so rent, download or buy it (for me it's under the category of movies I want to watch again and again) and if you need proofreaders or whatever let me know, I'm always anticipating your next post / story!

  6. Oh, I DO love it!! hahaha, I got a kick out of it for sure :D
    You are right about the facebook thing though. Dude, it's getting out of control.
    Re OT: Eh, he's probably saying oh lordy to me. I know what it means haha. He's rolling his eyes at me, not you :)


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