Tuesday, November 16, 2010
tImE I5 rUnnIng 0Ut 1IkE A crAzEd tEEnAgEr!
ohmygod that is so friggin gross!
We pretty much have less than a week here, in this apartment above the race shop. Holyfuckthatmeansigottareallygetgoing! Our entire inventory is DONE. DONE! I've been to the Goodwill and back so often, I wonder why I don't have my own frequent donor parking spot! Why don't I have my own spot???
Yet, shit in the apartment is still a mess. A real fucking mess. I know my stuff and Booby's stuff will not all fit in the pick-up. I know it! Yet I struggle. How many pairs of shoes should I have? Jeans? T-shirts? Dresses? Skirts? Clean pants? Sorry, I may have sprayed you from the ugly tears of frustration jetting out of me. OK, so there aren't any tears. Yet. But I know they're coming... don't you always know when liquid is about to come out? Sorry. I'm immature like that. Not about crying for no good reason, but for making sexual innuendos.
If you have one Blackberry phone, then you get a second one for the price of one, do you then have two Blackberries? Or 2 Blackberry's?
I've been really really good at getting rid of my belongings. Really good (so good I rewarded myself with a new tennis bracelet, but that's only because a bracelet is teeny weenie and doesn't take up any space). But, I think I have to reduce even more. And I'm down to the nitty gritty here peeps.
But lucky you, you get to witness me in this process. I will spaz out, freak out, sheak out, do the robot dance and get jiggy with you in the final frontier of days of my life as a wrench. And I am about to become a real gypsy! Thanks for your comments, I can now label myself. A gypsy.
Hey, when's the last time you saw, actually saw, in front of your own eyes two dogs stuck in a sexual act hopping around frantically trying to unstick themselves? I know right? Like 20 years? Maybe more? What's changed? Have puppy pussies gotten baggier as teenager's pants have? Or have I simply not been paying attention? As I'm getting ready to head out down the road, I need to pay more attention to REAL life around me (that and I'll be without internet until I get to hotel rooms to sleep for the night).
Cheers peeps! And don't be afraid to answer any of my trick questions above!
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