Like this AWESOME banner. Every time I'd go to the toilet (which is often once the seal's popped) I'd oogle and admire this friggin sweet banner. I love it so!
I dragged my friend to the toilet with me to show her. And share with her the sight of this beautiful piece of artwork... Without a second thought she yanked it off the wall (it's like 6 feet long guys) and rolled it up and shoved it down her pants. Not a word. Just action. Immediate action. I love her.
The next day I text her (I had obviously forgotten about the whole thing when I saw a big piece of plastic rolled up on my floor) to tell her that her legs must have been yucky. The thing was covered in... something... Spit? Urine? Jiz? Hope it's spit...
We think the banner got her banged up. We're counting the days to her next period.