I signed up for one of those blog giveaways... AND I WONNNNNN!!!!! I love winning! I don't care what it is or what I have to do to win: winning makes me feel like... well, a winner!
One day I was in a McDonalds for breakfast. This was during a festival I worked at. Which means I was working until 3 in the morning to start again hours later at 7:30 am. I was sleep deprived. I was hallucinating, talking nonsense, and laughing hysterically for no obvious reasons (I know, exactly how I am normally, but at least during festival seasons I have
With this ticket I had won a free Big Mac. Big deal right? No. I ran all over the place screaming "J'ai gagné! I won! J'ai gagné! I won" over and over again. Of course I had to rant and rave in 2 languages in case some uni-lingual person would not know what I was talking about.
People clapped and applauded and cheered (clapped and applauded is the same, but I felt the need to provide both versions, remember my screaming in both languages? Pay attention). One lady excitedly asked me what I won. She stomped away furiously when I showed her MY winning ticket.
People get offended too easily. Or maybe she was just jealous because her ticket was not a winning ticket and she knew that simply confirmed her official loser status.
Poor lady. And poor all other "Livin' Life in 3Dee" readers because I WON AND THEY DIDN'T!