Friday, December 17, 2010

He's Snoring!

It's 5:50 pm. I'm watching King of Queens, reading blogs and ... I just recorded the Booby as he's SNORING next to me. He's snoring so loudly I can barely hear Jerry Stiller. And he YELLS all the time.

That old-man Stiller... Man he's fucking funny. No wonder Ben has a great sense of humor. Can you imagine growing up in the Stiller household? Ben coming home from school whining about the wedgies to be interrupted by his day "Ben you're boring me. You need more EMOTIONS in your STORIES to keep me captivated. Now get OUT OF HERE you wimpy WUSS!"

(note - the caps really express YELLING AND SCREAMING here, Jerry Stiller: he's a screamer!)

Occasionally the TV in our hotel room prompts us to enter a 4-digit code. Logically the Booby and I both went through the same guessing process:

1st try: 1234
2nd try: 1111
3rd try: 0000 

Bingo! The 0000 worked. But how is it that we BOTH did the identical SAME three guesses? I know, you're all thinking the same thing as me. Aaaaawwww, we ARE soul mates, aren't we? You know what else confirms the soul mateishness of us? We've now been hanging in limbo, either sitting in hotel rooms or driving around lost for ugh...  4 weeks. Four weeks!!! And we haven't argued, we haven't wanted to chop off each others heads or strangle each other or electrocute each other... You get the point.

Insane isn't it? And in this process we've bought a 40' boat.  THAT alone could topple any loving couple.



  1. I watch King of Queens every day. I can recite practically all the words to every episode but I still laugh hysterically.

    Aw, you ARE soul mates. :-)

  2. I love watching the Stiller family. They are so funny.

  3. Hotels and boat buying, if you can survive that, you sure are meant to be together.

  4. ohmy. I love me some seinfeld, and your jerry stiller impression was awesome.

    Your same guesses for the code make me want to go check my eharmony account. If only I didn't find such losers and jerks there all the time! Thanks for reminding me it's time to get to the site and go through the 50 profiles waiting. I've gone from, "If I'm lucky, maybe I'll find love," to "If I'm lucky, maybe I'll find a date," to "If I'm lucky, maybe I'll find some more weirdos worthy of posting about."

  5. I saw on the TV news once that most people pick those three combos of numbers because they are afraid they will forget anything else. Why did they make you enter the code anyway?

    I've lived in smaller apartments than the interior of your 40 footer! As long as you don't collect too much "stuff" I think you'll love it. I used to have a friend who lived on a 30' Catalina in of all places, Wilmington. It was pretty funky there, but he said the fees were cheap. Sorry, I don't know how this comment got so long. First one of the day...
    have a good weekend!

  6. @ Chrissy: yeah, that show has longevity. Like Scrubs... better in the reruns than the original programming!
    @ Kimber: they ARE!!! Glad you agree with me
    @ Brian: takes one to know one right?
    @ Oilfield: yeah... *sigh*
    @ Mynx: it's been pretty unbelievable!
    @ Fabu: everytime a eHarmony or commercial runs on tv he tells me: "wish I had someone who loved me like that!" hahaha! good luck, been there, done that!
    @ Pat: and that's news? that's why I stick to Jon and Stephen for real news... and I love long comments. I always am guilty of them... see this one for example? LONGASS comment. We've been living in a truck and hotel rooms for the past x years, we got good training on reduced spaced living... ツ


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