But, until you click on that link (WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?) I offer you this. An artist’s rendition of me. In the shower. That’s how I take my shower on most days. With a hose by the anchor locker standing on my paddleboard. Of course, although I’m going all nekkid and doing dare-devil’ish stuff like that, I’m not stoopid enough to put my face on a drawing of me in the shower. I’d hate for this to play against me one day. Professionally speaking.