|Doncha wish I made YOU a birthday cake?|
Hey Pink Panther! You're a panther! Go out and hunt dood!
Ever watch somebody wipe down the counter? Ever watch their idle hand? This is what the hand is thinking:
"Hey! You! What about me? What should I be doing? Can you at least let me hang on to the spray bottle? Give me a bone here, I look stupid just dangling! Hellllooooo! Didja hear me? I'm talking to you! I'm the laughing stock of all the other hands, have you no pity?"