This has been my life in the past few days. A total __________ (fill in the blank, inspire yourself with the image provided by somebody else).
On the positive: I spent a wonderful day with my sister and my niece. Which is a rare occasion (not that spending time with them is rarely wonderful, but to SEE them is rare).
On the negative: work has been putting me in the vice and twisting and twisting. 2 races since last Thursday and 2 crashes with one being a total destruction of the car.
AND last night I had 2 creepy visions: as I was inspecting our car before the main feature I saw (is this a correct word? you'll see why I ask) my driver sitting in the seat but dead as a zombie. I had to blink and look again to thankfully see an empty seat. And then if that's not scary enough, I turn around and there is a woman standing behind me. She's pale and white. Just blankly staring at me. I blink my eyes and she's gone. WHAT THE FUCK CAN THAT MEAN?????
I'll be back tomorrow unless I see more dead people, then I'll be searching for Bruce Willis to heal my freakazoid self. Cheers!
p.s. thanks Christy, I'll get back to you on that one...
My in-laws who think they are better than me were here for the entire week. I had to give up my room for them too. They left this morning and I am in heaven now. Peace!
ReplyDeleteHoly shit! I hope you've been practicing your zombie avoidance tactics!
ReplyDeleteHoly batshit Batman!! Ready your zombie annihilation kit, you know.. just in case.
ReplyDelete@ Christy: at least the nightmare is over... rejoice and re-claim your territory!
ReplyDelete@ Rachel: those pink boots I have are my secret zombie ass-kicking weapons!
@ Holly: was it garlic and mirrors? No wait, that's the vampire annihilation kit (damn it, I just realized I missed True Blood last night!)