Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Readers' Choice!

I'm undecided as to what write next. I'll give you 4 options to choose from and then I'll write the TRUE story about it in my next post. Here are your choices, and please use the comment field to tell me your preference:
  1. The time a walkman almost got me killed;
  2. The time I escaped a psychopath;
  3. The time an unknown biker saved me;
  4. The time I played a game I called "I'm in jail"; (or, make that 5 options)
  5. The time a salesman told me to tan and shave my legs.
Hey! And it's Wednesday. Hump Day. You know what THAT means? I need to pimp out a sexy bitch and pretend like I'm humping her right now. Have you ever read The Pits of Being Peachy? This is ONE fuckin' funny writer. But don't just take my word for it, take her words. Take em and read em and laugh and then come back here and vote for the Readers' Choice!

This Peach Fuzz chick has already won 2 awards here. One of them being her snappy commenting skills. If you start reading her blog and commenting, chances are she'll spread her Peach fuzz'ness all over your blog and tickle your funny bone with her witty comments. Trust me. You'll wonder how you've ever done without. It's like cell phones, internet and hot dogs: what did we do before they were invented?

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18 comments:

  1. I just conceived your internet love child. And I mean that in the straightest possible way a straight married southern internet whore can say that to a smoking hot Canadian racing California boat living pimp. fuck that's hot. I have to shower. now. Thanks for the pimping, your check, totally in the mail, ( like everything else you own.)

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  2. Yeahy for Peachy and Nikki for her mad pimpin' skillz !

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  3. Ooh. Good choice. I vote for #1, the time a Walkman almost got me killed, because that's the only one that hasn't happened to me. Yep really.

    Numbers 2 and 5 were actually jerks I was dating. Does that count?

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  4. @ Pitts and Holly: and your choices are??? There was a question here too. I'm an abused pimp.
    @ Brahm: a salesmen told you to shave your legs? And you were dating him? haha, I want to read THAT story.

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  5. Why not start with number 1 and do the others as posts on different days? They all sound like my kind of stories.

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  6. I forgot to add my choice. I say tell us about the psychopath!!

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  7. definitely the salesman story. douchiness is always fun to rage on. and i love the peach fuzziness all over my comments. you both rule!

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  8. @ Holly: psychopath (brrr that was sca-ry!)
    @ punker: douches forever right?
    @ Oilfield: what? you were there? really? wow!

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  9. I meant to say "say you do them all"

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  10. number 4...sounds rather like a typical day though..smiles.

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  11. I'm oddly obsessed with psychopaths, so I totally vote for the psychopath story! And virtual high five to Peachy! You totally picked a good hooker to pimp out! Saying she's funny is like saying the Pope is Catholic. DUH. =)

    P.S. Can I vote twice? I'm gonna vote again for the psychopath story.

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  12. must go read new blog con not resist

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  13. I say #5, also because I think it will be awesome for you to riff on some jackoff salesmen.

    Can't wait to hear what he was sellin'.

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  14. Number 4! Number 4!

    That is my most favorite game...EVER!

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  15. escaped a psychopath!!! but only if it was really a psychopath. cause that shits caarazy. ps. I voted for you on s30p. I'm just catching up on everyone's blogs. love the recent posts!

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  16. What a great idea for a post! A "choose your own adventure" blogger - me likey!

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